MidLife Crisis
Tom: E
Intro: E
E
Go on and ring my neck
G
Like when a rag gets wet
B/F#
A little discipline
A
For my pet genius
E
My head is like lettuce
G
Go on, dig your thumbs in.
B/F#
I cannot stop giving
B
I'm thirtysomething.
E
Sense of security
G
Like pockets jingling
B/F# A
Midlife crisis
E
Suck ingenuity
G
Down through the family
B (B)
Tree...
E D
You're perfect yes it's true
A E D A
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
E D
Your menstruating heart
A E
It ain't bleeding enough for two.
E G B/F# A
It's a midlife...crisis
E G B/F# B
It's a midlife...crisis
E
What an inheritance
G
The salt and the kleenex
B/F#
Morbid self-attention
A
Bending my pinky back
E
A little discipline
G
A donor by habit
B/F#
A little discipline
B
Rent an opinion.
E
Sense of security
G
Holding blunt instrument
B/F# A
Midlife crisis
E
I'm a perfectionist
G B (B)
And perfect is a skinned knee.
E D
You're perfect yes it's true
A E D A
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
E D
Your menstruating heart
A E
It ain't bleeding enough for two.
(E)
Yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah...
E G
It's a midlife...
B/F#
Crisis...
E G
It's a midlife...
B/F# B
Crisis...
E D
You're perfect yes it's true
A E D A
But without me you're only you
E D
Your menstruating heart
A E
It ain't bleeding enough for two...
Take This Bottle
Tom: G
Intro: G C G C
G C
I can wait, to love in Heaven.
G C
I can wait for you.
G C
Far away, I'll treat you better.
G C
Better than down here.
Em
Because I done wrong
D G D/F#
And I'm a little 'fraid
D/F Em
I ain't too strong,
D G
so listen to what I say:
G C
Take this bottle
G C
Take this bottle
Em
And just walk away,
D G D/F#
the both of you.
D/F Em
And let me feel the pain
D G
I've done to you.
G C
I can hope we'll be together
G C
Will a better roof over our heads
G C
I can hope the stormy weather
G C
It passes on, It passes on
Em
But I've hoped too long
D G D/F#
Hoped for me to change
D/F Em
That hope is gone
D G
So listen to what I say:
G C
Take this bottle
G C
Take this bottle
Em
And just walk away,
D G D/F#
the both of you.
D/F Em
And let me feel the pain
D G
I've done to you.
G C
I can wait, to love in Heaven.
G C
I can wait for you
Em
Take this bottle
D G D/F#
And just walk away,
D/F Em
Take this bottle
D G
And just walk away,
G
Take this bottle,
C
You gotta take it away, you gotta take it away,
G
Take this bottle,
C
You gotta take it away, you gotta take it away,
Em
And just walk away,
D G D/F#
the both of you.
D/F Em
And let me feel the pain
D G
I've done to you.
Easy
Tom: G
[Verse]
G Bm
You know it sounds funny
Am D
But I just can't stand the pain
G Bm Am D
Girl I'm leavin' you tomorrow
G Bm
Seems to me, girl
Am D
You know I've done all I can
G Bm Am D
You see, I beg, stole and I borrowed, yeah
[Chorus]
G Bm Am
It's why I'm easy
D G Bm Am D
I'm easy like Sunday morning
G Bm Am
It's why I'm easy
D G Bm Am D
Easy like Sunday morning
[Bridge]
C Am
I wanna be high, so high
C Am
I wanna be free to know the things I do are right
C
I wanna be free
Am
Just me
Bb F Bb C
Oh babe
[Chorus]
G Bm Am
It's why I'm easy
D G Bm Am D
I'm easy like Sunday morning
G Bm Am
It's why I'm easy
D G Bm Am D
I'm easy like Sunday morning